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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺

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