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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍

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