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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Bilbo eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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