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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Misty eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮

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