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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Maggie eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊

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