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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Maggie eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡

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