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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Millie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗

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