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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Lola eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖

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