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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Teddy eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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