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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Bella eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮

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