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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Pennywise eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮

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