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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Voldemort eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗

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