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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯

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