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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Hermoine eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦

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