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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Picard eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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