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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Bob eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛

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