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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Missy eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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