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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rocky eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁

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