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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯

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