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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺

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