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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗

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