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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮

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