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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺

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