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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡

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