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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺

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