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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

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