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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗

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