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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Maggie eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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