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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Tilly eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺

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