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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Teddy eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏

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