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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Daisy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺

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