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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Charlie eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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