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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Frodo eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻

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