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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Weasley eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺

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