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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Weasley eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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