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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Trotsky eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁

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