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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Kirk eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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