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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗

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