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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Izzy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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