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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Ginger eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻

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