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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dixie eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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