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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Maya eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮

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