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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Simpkins eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗

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