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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Bilbo eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮

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