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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Simba eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏

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