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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Luna eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡

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