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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Lola eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁

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