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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡

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