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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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