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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Miss Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦

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