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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁

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