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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mr Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻

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