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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Charlie eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺

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