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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Smeagol eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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