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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Weasley eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺

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